1. What Is your favorite thing to do?

Drink beer!! *starts singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of...*!
Snooze.
I like eating chocolate around people who don't have any. It's fun to torture people.
I like to hang out with people and talk to them. Talk talk talk it's so fun to do!
Nothing.

2. What's your idea of a good house pet?

Hm..that's a toughie. I like dogs, and cats, and rabbits, and, come to think of it, cows, too...
Don't have one.
Does chocolate count?
Fish. You can sleep all day and not worry about them.
Dogs. Definately. (It's fun to put beer in their water dish!)

3. What's your favorite day of the week?

Sunday. You can sleep all day.
Saturday. There's always tail-gate parties on saturday, with lots of beer. Mm...beer...
I don't really have one. But you know what? I wrote to the president, to ask if he could add a day onto the week. I think there needs to be a Chocolate day. Or holiday.
I'm going to stop answering these.
Friday because you can go out all night, and party and hang out with fun people to talk to, and...and..

4. What are your thoughts on Harry Potter?

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Well, one time I got drunk, and took a broom up to my roof top, and rode it off the house. Only, it crashed in the bushes. I think I need to get a better broom.
Dude, if only I could eat the chocolate from those books! It's torture to read about them getting huge slabs of chocolate, damnit!
Oh, Harry Potter is sooo awesome! I love it! Hermione is absolutely the coolest! And Percy is so hot and sexy!! (Well, in my imagination, anyways.)
Those books suck. I'd rather just sleep.

5. Do you get along with your grandma?

Nah, she's dead. One time when I was drunk, I ran her over on accident. Then I burried her in my backyard. Nobody's ever figured out what happened.
She's allergic to chocolate, so I disowned her.
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Oh yeah! She comes over every Sunday, and we talk the whole day, and drink tea, and paint our nails, and...blah blah blah
She died. Probably cause she didn't sleep enough.