†Mewlibs :P
(these are mad libs from mewing.net. vary funny.)
†Evilishness
(this is a religion I made up...mostly to amuse myself)
†Snow White Sick and Twisted
(This is a damn disgusting story that I'm working on. But I still need to type it up.)
†Random Crap 1
(just something I wrote)
†Random Crap 2
(something I wrote with french fridge magnets)

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†Mewlibs

The Adventures of Mike and Cher

Once upon a time in the vast rural land of vermont,
there was a little boy named Mike who was 7 years
old. Mike had a pink bunny named Cher, and together
they enjoyed laughing and eating.
One day, Mike and Cher were taking a stroll thru
Vermont, when they came accross a fuctarded yellow
Red Bull. Mike and Cher were very funkadelic and
they ish flipped away. But, the Red Bull ish
flipped after them.
At the advanced age of 7, Mike was a very ho-o-o-o-
o-o-oriffic boy, and thus, he knew what had to be
done. He pulled his trusty food from his pocket
and screamed "ho-o-o-o-o-o-o BLOW GOATS!!! Red
Bull-dick!!!" The Red Bull sadly died into the
distance, and Mike and his pink bunny happily
went home to enjoy an afternoon of laughing and
eating.

  

†Evilishness

†Snow White Sick and Twisted

†Random Crap 1

A Place that is dark and dreary. It is rotted, and the
people there are alone and unwanted, starving, and
dying of the cold. Feeling hated, being tortured and
broken. The sad and lonely go to the black place, and
some never return.

†Random Crap 2

La melodie fragile du sang est tranquille, mais desir amour.
Translation: The fragile melody of the blood is quiet, but desires love.

†home†

"It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you."